story time!!!

OK I have these urges early in the morning to tell stories. So here is 1of 100

   A man was walking down the street and came upon an old motel. The man saw that the prices were low so he decided to spend the night there. The old man's name was Bob, and he loved vintage postcards and LEGO bricks. So naturally in his luggage he carried a large amount of both. Vintage postcards are worth a lot of money, so he had many cat burglars following him. When Bob checked in at the old motel, he noticed his room had a large hole in the floor. Now Bob had lived in dumpier places than this so he really did not care. Later that night, a burglar broke in to the motel and headed upstairs to Bob's room. When the burglar entered the room, he looked around and promptly took two steps and fell down the hole where he was found the next morning by the cops.

Thank you

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I tried to look through a book on Quantum Physics, and needless to say it didn't work out very well...

why???

I was reading the dictionary (do that a lot) and I decided to look up the word "epic" and I found this out:      ep-ic (ep'ik)  A long narrative poem.


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